Thursday, December 23, 2010

Eyes: Meeting Hattori Hanzō

Sushi chef: What brings you to Okinawa?
Black Mamba: I came to see a man.

Sushi chef: Oh, yeah? You have a friend live in Okinawa?
Black Mamba: Not quite.
Sushi chef: Not friend?
Black Mamba: I never met him.

Sushi chef: Never? Who is he may I ask?

Hattori Hanzo.
[teacup falls and shatters in the backroom]

Hattori Hanzo: You must have big rats you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.

Black Mamba: Huge.

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